1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:02,400 I never meant to hurt you. 2 00:00:03,100 --> 00:00:04,700 It's not about that at all. 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:09,900 You're nothing more than a lying sack of shit. 4 00:00:10,800 --> 00:00:11,700 That was the moment. 5 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:15,700 I realized that I had never been more in love with Gina. 6 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:23,200 Well, it wasn't quite the peak of my relationship with Gina. 7 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:28,800 But you know.. the two of us had a good time 8 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:40,700 We spent Friday nights at home on the couch watching TV. 9 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:57,300 We played together as five year olds 9 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:09,300 and took care of each other as a family 10 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:18,600 She knew how to make me laugh. 11 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,900 And I was there for her when she needed to cry. 12 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:17,400 Gina was the girl of my life and I was the man of hers. 13 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:37,300 Everything was perfect between us, except for one thing very very important things - sex life 14 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:39,900 You ask what went wrong? 15 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:43,300 Well, for example, the fact that we didn't actually have one. 16 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,200 That's right. 17 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:47,900 Like many stupid guys before me I soon fell into the zone - just friends. 18 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:53,300 I mean I spent five years of my life doing that I did everything as a friend without benefits 19 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:56,000 without becoming her boyfriend. 20 00:02:57,500 --> 00:03:03,400 And when it came time for Gina and I to move on, it almost became our whole relationship. 22 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:16,300 To understand how I got to this point... 23 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,000 we have to go back in time a few weeks. 24 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:26,700 Can you smell the ass? 25 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:33,800 This is my nail polish remover - stinks like ass 26 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,700 your socks smell like they haven't been washed in 6 months 27 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:41,100 Why should I? You always take care of the laundry. 28 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,800 Well, you don't score with a girlfriend. 29 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:44,800 I'm not trying to score with a girlfriend. 30 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:46,600 I actually have a lot of options. 31 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:47,500 Yeah, yeah. 32 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:51,600 So explain why it's in your sock drawer 33 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:55,200 an unopened box of expired condoms 34 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:59,100 What were you doing looking through my drawer? 35 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,600 I cleaned your laundry 36 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:07,500 Well, I must say that I am very flattered, knowing that you are always watching over me and taking care of me. 37 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:11,400 you know what i like that you bought the Magnum size 38 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:18,900 like do you really need them? You really want me to show it to you. 38 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,100 What happened? 39 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:25,700 He called me from work. 40 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:26,300 He is decent. 41 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,400 He informed me that he wanted to talk to me about something really important. 42 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:33,500 I think after 10 years of dating he finally committed to something more. 44 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:36,800 Oh god, I'm crying. 45 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,600 I'm seriously crying. 46 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:42,800 I can't hear the TV over her screaming Wendy is getting married. 47 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,700 Bring all the divorce papers. 48 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:48,200 I can't believe this is happening. 49 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:51,400 I will be a bride. 50 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:55,600 My only dilemma now is finding what to wear 52 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,800 I mean maybe black underwear or something white 53 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:02,700 definitely white, white is more Wedding. 54 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:05,700 Oh my god, I have to get ready. 55 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,400 Otherwise he'll come and I'll just be in my pajamas 56 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,300 We'll talk soon 57 00:05:08,300 --> 00:05:09,100 ok i love you 58 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,100 i love you 59 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:10,500 Okay 60 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:10,900 Hello 61 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,800 I'll be a bridesmaid. 62 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:18,800 Oh wow! 63 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:19,800 Congratulations 64 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:21,500 It only took him 10 years 65 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:26,700 Maybe he wasn't ready until now 66 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:30,300 Gina, it takes guys a while to realize that they are with the right one for the first year of dating. 67 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:35,300 After waiting so long, he must have been looking around for something better 69 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:40,100 He was waiting for things to settle more into place. 70 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:42,200 Come on, Gino. 71 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,300 Guys don't think like that. 72 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:47,800 We are very simple creatures and the simplest. 73 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:52,400 Mac is a total jerk and Wendy is an idiot 74 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:56,800 Wendy is not an idiot. 10 years is longer than the First World War. 75 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,600 And when they've waited so long together, it's absolute despair. 76 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:06,600 My sister is not an idiot and she doesn't wait for everyone 77 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 I'm here. 78 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 Hello, my beautiful girl. 79 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:30,700 That's for you, it's for later. 80 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:32,500 Later. 81 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,600 I apologize for that. 82 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,100 You really do ask too many questions. 83 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:48,200 Someone like you said it was important. 84 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:51,500 More importantly, it's true. 86 00:07:39,800 --> 00:08:19,500 that's beautiful 87 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:25,400 Fuck it. 88 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Oh, I fucking love it 89 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:49,400 Oh my god 90 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:49,400 Yeah, yeah. 91 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:57,900 Yes. 92 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:33,400 Yeah, yeah. 93 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,900 Oh yes, honey. 94 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:37,500 oh my god 95 00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,600 Oh my god. 96 00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:22,800 Oh yes, honey. 97 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:23,200 Yes. 98 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:24,600 Fuck it. 99 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:25,500 Yeah, yeah. 100 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:19,900 oh my god 101 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,100 Honey, honey, honey. 102 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:34,600 oh my god 103 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:43,600 oh my god 104 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:26,200 Yes. 105 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,400 What did you want to talk to me about? 106 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:26,100 First of all, you know I love you, right? 107 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:27,900 i love you too 108 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,200 Secondly. 109 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,500 This relationship isn't really working for me anymore 110 00:22:34,900 --> 00:22:37,900 I think we've been dating for about 10 years now. 111 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:39,700 I need a break. 112 00:22:39,700 --> 00:22:45,900 Gotta play the field, explore the unknown… 113 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,700 you know what i mean 114 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,300 No, I don't know what you mean. 115 00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:53,900 And that's like a break for good or a break for a break. 116 00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:57,700 This is called path splitting - But we just had sex 117 00:22:57,700 --> 00:23:00,300 Yeah, but that was a keepsake for you. 118 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:06,200 But you brought me flowers and champagne. 119 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:11,400 One journey ends and another begins. 120 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:17,600 We used to be friends. 121 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,200 Good. 122 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:31,100 Online dating.. Will all 3 of us date online. 123 00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:32,200 Wait. 124 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:32,400 Hey. 125 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:32,700 Hey. 126 00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:35,400 Hey, you do realize that most people who do this 127 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,600 that online dating, they're crazy, aren't they? 128 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,400 Oh my god, some girl left a message on his voicemail 129 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,000 that he will prepare everything on Monday at 9 o'clock. 130 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:50,300 He's moving in with another girl and I just moved out, that's ridiculous. He's moving in with another girl and I just moved out how ridiculous this is 131 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:54,700 It's about as ridiculous as the fact that you keep checking his voicemail. 132 00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,000 He sleeps with her. 133 00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:01,500 Okay, stop it, pull yourself together. 134 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:05,100 Kevin, You have a box of condoms in your drawer that is almost expired. 135 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:10,100 and you wendy, you spend years of your life loving a jackass. 136 00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:13,300 It's time to move forward, not backward. 137 00:24:14,900 --> 00:24:19,100 Hey, what will you achieve by deleting his number from your phone. 138 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:23,000 Time for the three of us to get back to dating. 140 00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:24,000 Don't go anywhere. 141 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:27,500 what are you doing And stay away from my sock drawer. 142 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,300 I take out my laptop. 143 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,700 All three of us will create online dating profiles today. 144 00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:35,400 I am so excited 145 00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:41,500 I still have access to his Facebook. So I'll be fine. 148 00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:44,700 I couldn't think of anything less attractive 149 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:47,900 like the world of online dating. All the rejection, the criticism.. 150 00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:51,800 That's just not how I imagined fun 151 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,400 What would it be like if BigJohnson69 or.. 152 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:59,300 Or funny32 actually showed up to pick up Gina for a date. 153 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:05,300 But I couldn't say no to her, I went for it. 154 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:05,900 I'm telling you. 155 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,100 It's the best thing that ever happened to you. 156 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:20,800 Easy online dating girls.. - Well, Gina is not easy. 157 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:26,900 158 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:31,400 and shit causes shit to be released. 159 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:35,300 I mean shit, I've had a profile for like 2-3 months 160 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,500 cats are always changing in my house. 162 00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:49,000 It's not easy with Gina.. And aren't you in a relationship with Tiffany, like 2-3 months? 164 00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:53,900 Yeah, just because the guy is in a relationship. 165 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,200 Don't you think he can't have a little fun? 166 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,400 Sue me, I just have a dick. - Sure. 167 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:09,800 Seriously boss, when you decide to move your profile up, let me know. 169 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 I have some tips to help you. 170 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:14,100 I think it will be fine. 171 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:16,000 I think I'll be fine. 172 00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,700 I'll ask Jay when I need help. 173 00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:22,900 Yeah, I think she probably had a million million emails by now. 174 00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:24,600 So good. 175 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:27,100 I'm sure you do. 176 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,300 Hi Gina. 177 00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:32,700 Gina is a fox. 178 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,300 I hope you have soundproof walls. 179 00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:39,000 In this house, there will be a show of shoes knocking. 180 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,900 Oh, you need a good profile picture. 181 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,200 Girls like chest photos that show a bit of body. 182 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:17,100 do you know 183 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,700 You really have nothing to show for it. 184 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:22,800 Start at the gym. 185 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,000 It's going to be tough. 186 00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:26,100 You will train with me. 187 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:26,900 Good. 188 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:28,200 Good. 189 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:33,900 Let's go pump some iron not pump some buns. 190 00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:34,800 That's right. 191 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,500 I can't wait. 192 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:42,100 193 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,500 I have to take this. 194 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:50,100 Have fun guys 195 00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:53,600 196 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:01,500 I can't believe that person works in human resources - I know 198 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:11,500 Online dating for the average looking guy. 199 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:15,800 Well, it's about as much fun as getting in the balls with a steel pipe 200 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:21,800 but that never happened to me, it's for average guys. 201 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,400 We won't, we won't have hot girls. 202 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:30,300 I mean, the average guy either has a lot of money or is very famous. 203 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,400 I don't have either. 204 00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:37,100 So instead of me just picking up unwanted criticism.. 205 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,900 i decided to make it as if he was dating joe 206 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:51,500 and of course it is also necessary to look really amazing to look at. 207 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:51,900 208 00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:52,400 209 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,800 I felt like a celebrity with all the fan mail. 210 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:59,300 The buns stuck to me. 211 00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:05,300 I received pictures of breasts, even a video of a girl masturbating and all because of your profile picture. 212 00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:06,900 It was every guy's dream. 213 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,100 Each of these girls wanted a piece of me. 214 00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:18,500 Wow, she's pretty. 215 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:25,600 It's like looking in a mirror. 216 00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:32,700 It was the world's biggest joke on the world so far until one person discovered me... 217 00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:37,400 I never meant to make this joke, but it happened unknowingly. 218 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:49,300 Kevin Anderson, so you think you can pull a fast one on him as a best friend, huh? 219 00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:52,500 Unfortunately, you are wrong. 220 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:59,300 How long did it take you to figure that out? - About 2 seconds 221 00:30:01.000 --> 00:30:02.000 God, that's pathetic. 222 00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:04.000 I really am that obvious. 223 00:30:04.000 --> 00:30:06.000 Why would you even do that? 224 00:30:07.000 --> 00:30:13.000 Well, because I... Name at least one girl that I would find attractive among so many guys.. 226 00:30:13.000 --> 00:30:15.000 227 00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:20.000 You downloaded your entire profile from the dating site we started yesterday. 228 00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:24.500 I checked your username, Mr. Awesome. 229 00:30:24.500 --> 00:30:26.000 And nothing appeared. 230 00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:28.000 Did you cancel it? 231 00:30:28.000 --> 00:30:31.500 That's like flushing $30 down the toilet. 232 00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:37.000 Actually, virtual dating is not for everyone. 233 00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:38.500 And is it worth it? 234 00:30:38.500 --> 00:30:42.000 I mean, a lot of girls would think that you are handsome, cute 235 00:30:42.000 --> 00:30:45.000 Okay, this face? 236 00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:48.000 Yeah, I meant the face. 237 00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:55.000 I'm pretty awesome 238 00:30:55.000 --> 00:30:58.000 so are you ok 239 00:30:58.000 --> 00:31:03.000 So look at this great guy. 240 00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:10.000 I sent him an email this morning. 241 00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:13.000 Do you have a lot in common? 242 00:31:13.000 --> 00:31:17.000 We have the same taste in books, music and movies and food 243 00:31:17.000 --> 00:31:20.000 and he's like... like you and me 244 00:31:20.000 --> 00:31:22.000 common soul. 245 00:31:22.000 --> 00:31:24.000 Do you know what I mean? 246 00:31:24.000 --> 00:31:28.000 Well, I think, Gina, you shouldn't hang up on him when you haven't even met. 248 00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:31.000 I think he could easily be an 80 year old grandma, you know? 249 00:31:31.000 --> 00:31:33.000 There is no grandmother. 250 00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:37.000 I bet she's knitting a sweater and gloves right now. 251 00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:40.000 Kevin. Let me enjoy it. 252 00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:44.000 Ok, according to the profile is exactly what I need now 253 00:31:44.000 --> 00:31:47.000 And he's totally cool. 254 00:31:47.000 --> 00:31:50.000 Of course, he can turn out to be a total nutjob psycho 255 00:31:50.000 --> 00:31:56.000 But on paper, this is the guy I'm going to marry. 256 00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:58.000 No, I'm kidding. 257 00:31:58.000 --> 00:32:00.000 It's like taking off today. 258 00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:06.000 Well, you know, we'll see how things go with your future husband 259 00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:09.000 Don't be kidding.. 260 00:32:41.000 --> 00:32:43.000 Kevin probably likes your ass. 261 00:32:46.000 --> 00:32:48.000 And what lemon are you staring at? 262 00:32:48.000 --> 00:32:51.000 A guy like me would stare at that new receptionist's ass. 263 00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:54.000 That's my sister. 264 00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:56.000 Then your sister has a nice ass. 265 00:32:57.000 --> 00:33:01.000 So you haven't connected with any of those online buns yet? 266 00:33:01.000 --> 00:33:04.000 It's only been a week, give me some time, okay? 268 00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:07.000 No, I haven't connected with any buns yet 269 00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:09.000 Well go for it bro. 271 00:33:09.000 --> 00:33:11.000 These chickens are wild. 272 00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:14.000 I'll tell you some stories that will make your head spin, okay? 274 00:33:14.000 --> 00:33:16.000 Okay, so take a look at this. 275 00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:21.000 A little trailer for you.. Zoo keeper in a zoo with nuts? 276 00:33:21.000 --> 00:33:22.000 A fetish. What? 277 00:33:22.000 --> 00:33:25.000 The things this bun would do to my nuts. 278 00:33:25.000 --> 00:33:26.000 You have no idea. 279 00:33:26.000 --> 00:33:28.000 You were playing with my balls.. 280 00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:30.000 I'm telling you. You have no idea. 282 00:33:31.000 --> 00:33:33.000 283 00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:35.000 Hi John. 284 00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:37.000 Hello bunny. 285 00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:38.000 what are you doing here 286 00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:41.000 I'm glad to see you here. 287 00:33:41.000 --> 00:33:45.000 We need to talk privately first. 288 00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:46.000 Yes, good. 289 00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:48.000 Yeah, you can talk to John. 290 00:33:48.000 --> 00:33:53.000 I just need 20 minutes for you to take me somewhere private quick. 292 00:33:53.000 --> 00:33:57.000 Well, there's a bathroom, okay? 293 00:33:58.000 --> 00:34:01.500 So you're going to listen to me and you're going to listen to me well, understand? 295 00:34:02.500 --> 00:34:05.500 Yes, I know. I am a good listener. 297 00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:12.000 Look John, I've been thinking and I want to tell you… 298 00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:15.500 sorry I fucked my boss 299 00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:19.500 Do you know how much it hurts? 300 00:34:20.500 --> 00:34:23.000 It's like feeling like you're second best. 301 00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:28.500 No, I was never second best. 302 00:34:28.500 --> 00:34:35.000 I heard a lot and it still hurts. 303 00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:42.000 and i really miss you 304 00:34:42.500 --> 00:34:49.000 I had to do it.. it was on my lifelong wish list 305 00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:53.000 so that's why i did it but.. 306 00:34:53.000 --> 00:34:58.000 but now i want to be with you again 307 00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:07.500 Like something like more than just friends or.. - yes more than just friends. 308 00:35:07.500 --> 00:35:09.000 You moron. 309 00:35:09.000 --> 00:35:14.000 Look, I know the whole cheating thing looks like a repeating pattern 310 00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:18.000 with our neighbor and then the bartender and the UPS guy 311 00:35:18.000 --> 00:35:19.000 my boss 312 00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:25.000 But things are different now and I will never cheat again. 313 00:35:25.000 --> 00:35:26.000 I promise. 314 00:35:28.000 --> 00:35:32.000 This sounds like it should be forever. 315 00:35:32.000 --> 00:35:36.500 Well, John, you know, I don't like stickers. 316 00:35:36.500 --> 00:35:39.000 So instead of forever 317 00:35:40.000 --> 00:35:49.000 What can I say... more like... as long as the universe allows me to. 318 00:35:56.000 --> 00:35:57.000 And you know what? 319 00:35:57.000 --> 00:36:13.000 The best part about infidelity is the hot sex in the ladies' toilets. 320 00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:18.000 It's all you. 321 00:36:18.000 --> 00:36:21.000 Let's not ruin it by talking. 322 00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:22.000 Okay. 323 00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:05.000 mmm... Oh my god. 324 00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:22.000 Ah. 325 00:47:56.000 --> 00:47:57.000 oh my god 326 00:49:08.000 --> 00:49:09.000 Ah. 327 00:50:38.000 --> 00:50:39.000 oh my god 328 00:51:15.000 --> 00:51:16.000 Yeah, yeah. 329 00:51:28.000 --> 00:51:30.000 mmm oh yeah 330 00:54:36.000 --> 00:54:39.500 Ok so dinner on the table at 7:00 331 00:54:39.500 --> 00:54:41.000 No problem. 332 00:54:41.000 --> 00:54:43.000 And don't forget the red wine. 333 00:54:43.000 --> 00:54:50.000 I like it, I'll bring a bottle - and no watching that Project Runway 334 00:54:50.000 --> 00:54:52.000 I hate it 335 00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:53.000 So yeah 336 00:54:58.000 --> 00:54:58.000 Okay. 337 00:55:07.000 --> 00:55:08.000 What? 338 00:55:10.000 --> 00:55:11.000 Nothing, man. 339 00:55:11.000 --> 00:55:12.000 Nothing. 340 00:55:25.500 --> 00:55:29.000 Can you guys make a good steak? 341 00:55:40.000 --> 00:55:42.000 You know online dating sucks. 342 00:55:42.000 --> 00:55:44.000 I went on two dates 343 00:55:44.000 --> 00:55:49.000 both were 40 years older and 40 kilos fatter than in the photo. 344 00:55:49.000 --> 00:55:50.000 Come on. 345 00:55:50.000 --> 00:55:51.000 You can't give up now. 346 00:55:51.000 --> 00:55:52.500 You have to give it more time. 347 00:55:52.500 --> 00:55:57.000 Time? Who has time? Life is running away, I'll end up alone 348 00:55:57.000 --> 00:55:59.000 who wants to get drunk? 349 00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:03.000 I can't. I have to get up early tomorrow, Kevin. 350 00:56:06.000 --> 00:56:09.000 351 00:56:25.000 --> 00:56:27.000 I waited for him to leave. 352 00:56:27.000 --> 00:56:29.000 No kidding. When is he moving out? 354 00:56:29.000 --> 00:56:34.000 I told you once he starts dating again and feels good 355 00:56:34.000 --> 00:56:37.000 This can take years - Kevin... 356 00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:40.000 I'm not kidding. No one will date her, no one. 357 00:56:44.000 --> 00:56:45.000 ok what's up 358 00:56:47.000 --> 00:56:50.000 I'm totally crazy about Surly Steve. 359 00:56:50.000 --> 00:56:53.000 You haven't met this guy yet 360 00:56:54.000 --> 00:56:59.000 I know but he finally replied to my email and oh my god 361 00:57:00.000 --> 00:57:10.000 he's so smart and bright and eccentric and has a sense of humor. 362 00:57:12.000 --> 00:57:15.000 It's all really good, it's great 364 00:57:15.000 --> 00:57:16.000 And also 365 00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:21.000 He is so handsome. - Yes, that's important. 367 00:57:21.000 --> 00:57:22.000 Hmm. 368 00:57:22.000 --> 00:57:26.000 He's only responded to one email and I'm ready to jump on it. 369 00:57:28.000 --> 00:57:31.000 It's a bit weird. I want to know everything about him. 371 00:57:31.000 --> 00:57:35.000 I've never met him, but he's like the perfect guy. 373 00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:43.000 hopefully he won't hide anything from you. 374 00:57:43.000 --> 00:57:44.000 He won't hide anything 375 00:57:45.000 --> 00:57:49.000 The answer to this question was not so simple. 376 00:57:49.000 --> 00:57:52.000 in a kind of confused convoluted way 377 00:57:52.000 --> 00:57:58.000 Gina liked me and I felt incredible that this was even possible. 379 00:57:59.000 --> 00:58:02.000 So the selfish part of me was really enjoying this 380 00:58:02.000 --> 00:58:09.000 and I didn't want to let it go, so I continued as Mr. Surely Steeve. 381 00:58:11.000 --> 00:58:14.000 the worst thing about me is the fact that i don't cook. 382 00:58:14.000 --> 00:58:17.000 I'm terrible with food. 383 00:58:17.000 --> 00:58:19.000 I also destroy oatmeal with eggs. 384 00:58:19.000 --> 00:58:22.000 I can't even reheat dinner without burning it. 385 00:58:26.000 --> 00:58:29.000 If I could live one day as a woman, how would I spend it? 386 00:58:30.000 --> 00:58:34.000 Hmm.. I would experience as many orgasms as my body could handle. 387 00:58:34.000 --> 00:58:35.000 That's so cool. 388 00:58:36.000 --> 00:58:41.000 I have six alarms. I have odd numbers set on all of them. 389 00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:45.000 It's such a strange superstition. 390 00:58:45.000 --> 00:58:48.000 waking up to an even number means I'm going to have a bad day. 391 00:59:00.000 --> 00:59:05.000 I have a secret stash of really bad failed novels under my mattress. 393 00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:06.000 It's pathetic. 394 00:59:06.000 --> 00:59:10.000 I know, but they restore my faith in humanity. 395 00:59:10.000 --> 00:59:15.000 I can't quite explain why 396 00:59:15.000 --> 00:59:18.000 I want to participate in the monster truck and demolition show. 397 00:59:18.000 --> 00:59:22.000 I like to watch destruction as long as no one gets hurt in the process. 398 00:59:26.000 --> 00:59:30.000 When I was 12 I wanted to name my band Misguided prick, 399 00:59:30.000 --> 00:59:33.000 but I ended up changing it in favor of Skunk Rockets. 400 00:59:33.000 --> 00:59:33.000 Hmm. 401 00:59:34.000 --> 00:59:37.000 But I eventually grew up to be some sort of Misguided prick 402 00:59:37.000 --> 00:59:40.000 somehow it all came by itself 403 00:59:41.000 --> 00:59:43.000 My longest relationship was only four months. 404 00:59:43.000 --> 00:59:47.000 I've never met a guy who was more than my best friend. 405 00:59:47.000 --> 00:59:52.000 so why commit to something serious 406 00:59:52.000 --> 00:59:55.000 I think a girlfriend should always be a friend 407 00:59:55.000 --> 00:59:59.000 with whom you really can't wait to have crazy sex 408 01:00:00.000 --> 01:00:04.000 Fine, it's not for me. But I'd love to meet you. 409 01:00:05.000 --> 01:00:06.000 Can we do something about it? 410 01:00:18.000 --> 01:00:23.000 So after a week of flirting with Gina over emails 411 01:00:23.000 --> 01:00:27.000 I quickly realized that I had become involved in a crazy scam.